what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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