he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
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