I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
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