I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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