I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
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