You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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