Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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