Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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