Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
i may or may not be watching the land before time
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
Randomize
