I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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