is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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