Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
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The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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