i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
Randomize
