also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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