Just took my morning after pill in the library
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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