You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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