I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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