told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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