ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
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