Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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