We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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