At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I just want nice things and good sex
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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