Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Randomize
