all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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