I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
vagina is talking i cant
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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