And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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