I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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