Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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