I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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