Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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