OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
Randomize
