Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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