I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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