so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
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