No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
don't judge my taste in strippers
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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