i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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