Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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