arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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