okay pat passed out under dana's car
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
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Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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