Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
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Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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