This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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