I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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