She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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