There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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