I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
