Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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