I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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