You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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