dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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