butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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