I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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