Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Drake has all the answers
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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