JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
There are leaves in my underwear?
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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