That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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